A highway patrol officer tried to pull over a speeding car on the interstate, but the car wouldn’t stop. He pulled alongside the car and was astounded to see that the old woman behind the wheel was knitting, completely oblivious to the patrol car’s flashing lights and siren. The officer shouted over his loudspeaker, “Pull Over!”
“No,” the old lady yelled back, “it’s a scarf!”
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At this year’s KAC retreat a woman told of a time she was stopt at an intersection waiting for a truck to pass through. As it did so, an ice chest fell off and opened on impact spewing ice onto the street. She saw a bag in the center of the ice. When she went to see what was in the bag, she saw a human toe. The truck had sped on, oblivious. The woman didn’t know what to do. How could she contact or stop the driver of the truck??? The next best thing, she decided, was to call a toe truck! dlh…
Bwahahahahaha!
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