Q: What happened when the monkey scored the winning goal?
A: The crowd went bananas.
Q: How did the monkey start a flea circus?
A: From scratch.
Tag: Puns
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How Pun-ny
I strung all my wrist watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time.
Thanks for explaining the word “copious” to me. It means a lot.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I don’t know if I’ll get a reaction.
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Knit What Now?
A highway patrol officer tried to pull over a speeding car on the interstate, but the car wouldn’t stop. He pulled alongside the car and was astounded to see that the old woman behind the wheel was knitting, completely oblivious to the patrol car’s flashing lights and siren. The officer shouted over his loudspeaker, “Pull Over!”
“No,” the old lady yelled back, “it’s a scarf!”
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